We'll fly you to Russia, play some cool tunes, chop wood, run in the snow, lift rocks, work on our abs near a roaring fire, and pull donkey carts. It'll be fun.
Mean Gene Okerlund's interview with Dillon09
everything I would have liked to say is already been written.
This thread is a thing of beauty.
Perhaps, it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
The Bard comes in handy every now and then.
say that I was apart of this. I came off of a crappy 4 hour guard shift and this thread had me laughing again. Thanks to everyone involved.
That's twice now.
You really should have called out Cash, though. That would have redefined the meaning of a HOF thread.
That was unintentionally very funny.
You forgot your bible...
of NDNation or bucking for the biggest dolt in NDNation history. The latter is a long and illustrious list. You may not be number one but top five with a bullet for sure.
We all knew guys like you in college. Couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight and hid behind your friends when it really started to fly. One of your ilk pulled a gun on me once. I laughed in his face and walked away.
Thanks ElK for letting this hang around. The board needed a little levity.
Mumblety Peg it is.
I think I shall make you my bitch.
Learn something new every day.
maybe Bruce Springsteen can be ElK's shidoshi
that is on the fast track to 'greatest ever' status from the lush, plush Back Room. I have a feeling we're all on our way to NDNation immorality.
the prank one was funny too. I think we originally did that in 01; I can't believe it's been that long.
The funniest thing about that is I can pick out family members in some of those stories.
a boxing match. Not even Mike Tyson is crazy enough to dribble that kind of crazy, moronic bullshit. I, along with every other poster on this board, do not agree with everyone and with everything that is said but I know in the back of my mind that this is a great board hosted and monitored by a great group of ND Alums so why don't you shut the fuck up and get off the board if you have such a big problem. I do not post that often on this board but I do monitor the board regularly and I thought that I had seen it all. You my friend win the prize.
but it's missing a very important element. Namely, Cash unleashing a wave of profanity that would make a sailor weep.
The guy is the most level headed and fair poster on this site. Almost like a father-figure, role model type of guy. His stories about his daughter and character have undoubtedly made me think once or twice about the way you'd want to carry yourself in life and your children to grow up to be like.
This thread is certainly one for the ages. It saddens me though that it had to involve the last man I'd have wanted to see associated with this kind of stupidity.
The whole thing should be nuked and stomped on.
But I have to admit it will be funny when SBDomer reuses your post on some clueless poster in a month or so.
At least we now have our designated poster child when the term 'low life' is uttered.
I don't think I've ever seen anything this ridiculously rude in my life.
If you knew El Kabong, you'd know that he'd do about anything for one of his friends. He's one of the best, most genuine people I've ever met in my entire life.
I'd do about anything for El Kabong, and I mean that.
You can disagree with his thoughts, fine, but you've gone way over the freaking line with this.
This is complete bullshit.
It reminded me to change the "weight" thing in my profile. I've slimmed down a bit.
Mom and dad bought it for me, thought I might attract a girl that way.
Still at least a C-cup?
If Gore had only invented the internet a few years earlier while I was in school I am going to guess that I would be either a famous celebrity or incarcerated at this time for something I did on the internet to amuse my buddies. You can't see that in this post?
And Todd's and Thad's and Cameron's butts too.
I can't stand all the Tucker's at the yacht club.
....that are traveling at 70 mph in the other direction (presumably). How far do the man tits travel in the direction the fists were moving? Or, do man tits absorb the blow and win out?
I'm part of the fearsome "R" gang.
Well he can't die, so that's pretty good I guess.
You get me too.
I am now. You are now highlighted.
Second page is somehow unworthy.
No telling where this goes from here.
But for the nonce, I don't fight people who take the Internet too seriously. I pity them.
Keep em coming.
Clerks kinda has lost it's luster since I've picked this handle.
Unless calling you a douchebag, ragging on Coach Holtz, then using creative editing to make it sound like you're agreeing you're a douchebag isn't enough to qualify. In which case, RG has a lot to live up to.
And let me say, you really do hit like a girl.
I find it ironic that the basement dwelling (And no parents cannot be roommates), computer geek himself says that another takes the internet too seriously.
I'm not saying I want to fight. I'm suggesting that we box, a different more appropriate place to reconcile problems.
Again, I am willing to accomodate your schedule.
Name the time and place, Bonger.
If you'd really been reading my "dribble" for four years, you'd know I'm married and not living at home.
You're almost at HOF level. Don't blow it now by being careless.
Then please fill out a profile.
sort of the anti-Across or something. That and there would always be some posts available for the pillory.
Bonger and Across have sparred on here before, after all. Maybe one night he had just a little to much wine to drink at a wine and cheese party just after graduation, and well, the rest is Dillion'09.
This might make it into the HOF if everything breaks right.
It has it all, right down to the double-pun "dribble" below.
I'm still trying to figure it out. Entertainment value is way too high.
...a guy who runs a website community you love, and you end up the butt of some newfangled internet hoax.
That's the last time I jump in front of a bullet for you, El K. You better be quicker than Ozymandias from now on.
Tawk amongst yourselves.
What a douche.
meat-hooks off. If I catch you in my stuff...I'll kill ya'.
It's "lighten up, Francis."
Geez. Please go watch that movie again -- no posting until you do!
Get your quotes right
I am relieved that D09 drew the line prior to an offer to Mrs Kabong
Or he just got bailed out and is still drunk.
You made my day, Dillon09! I like you. You have guts.
Damn you guys are fast!
we have our logons and our bannings;
And one man in his time (ElK, SEE, Cash?) plays many parts.
he'd just be playing around with D09 in round 1
You're just being a big meanie poopyhead.
Oh my, you really burn my biscuits!
I'm really hoping this fight does somehow take place so I can witness your internet bad assness put to the challenge.
Come on EK, make it happen.
How about Cash as ref, Across as your trainer, and Vannie in Kabong's corner?
Cut me, Mick . . .
Who's serving popcorn?
Young Dillon, you made my day. Not because I agree with you, but because your cluelessness is refreshing.
No email alerts of breaking news, significant posts, impending launches or nukes.
Should be a feature enhancement in the next version.
The internet equivalent of "Hey Bubba, watch this!"
I'll email five people, then they email five, and so one.
Who should start the process? Who never misses anything? Dakota?
Now the google alert would have needed to be "Hillary Clinton dingle" or "Ribman", but that's beside the point.
is a start. text messages would also be helpful.
sorry I didn't call.
El Kabong is a former Delta Force member. I know, I served with him in the kind of ops that would make Colonel Jessup shake in his boots like a Frenchman before the Nazi onslaught.
El Kabong got that nickname from the noise that his weapon made when he swung it like a baseball bat and popped a Nicaraguan soldier right in the face. We were there to interdict a shipment of North Korean plutonium and stumbled across a patrol out looking for us. He ran out of ammo in a midnight firefight in the middle of a shitty little vill and finished off the last guy by playing Babe Ruth.
This guy knows how to kill you five ways with both hands tied behind his back. One hand? He probably knows fifteen. Both hands available? You're dead before you hit the ground. Hell, he could spot you a machete and five seconds and he would still walk away without a scratch.
Think twice before you challenge this man to anything, much less a fight. He will end you.
El K...f yeah!
I heard El Kabong shoots lightning bolts out his arse
I'm curious about your choice of exiting this community, though. Why post something so clearly offensive of the rules here, instead of just leave?
Also, do you see how your post reflects more about you than it does about ElKabong? Obviously, it doesn't really matter on a message board, but I wonder if you really are the kind of person portrayed by the post and if you are aware of, and proud of, who you are.
(scene moves to Dillon09 generously applying lipstick)
Actually, I didn't mean to lecture, as I was sincerely curious about D09's thought process.
He is from Dillon.
"ass-pirate . . . head"
But every generation hyphenates as it want to.
It's your 75 IQ that is going to seal your doom.
I want to know what percentage of the American population you just insulted.
So he insulted about 5.5% of the general population. What percentage of this board it works out to be, I cannot say.
During football season after a loss, about 65-75% were insulted.
During football season after a win, about 50%.
During an election year, close to 80%.
Offseason? About 10-15%.
Or whatever that handle was?
Also, someone add "70 mph man tits" to the RHG.
and maybe "Ho Ho Eater"
to be banned.
You're not going to be able to hold an acoustic guitar while wearing boxing gloves.
What the hell brought this on?
that this is his site. It's his world, you're just a squirrel. What you're doing is akin to pissing on an electric fence.
carry on. Suicide by cop (or BoardOp) is one way to go, I guess.
It's patently obvious that Cash is the BoardOp who needs his ass kicked.
Who the fuck do you think you are, and where the fuck do you think you are? You must be a real world-class dipshit.
Jesus, the world never ceases to continue spawning worthless imbeciles.
I go out of my way to get into fights. You know, since I'm a meatheaded cretin and all. Jesus Christ almighty.
What kind of mental midget actually picks fights as an adult? Unreal.
This is all getting very meta.
a spelling duel to the death. Help me complete my life. This is awesomeness of epic proportions.
Smell the rain. You are the man!
I think this kid has a helluva sense of humor.
I had some good Oktoberfests last night. Mmmmmmm, seasonal beer.
I witnessed a car crash and a huge fistfight in a supermarket parking lot (at noon on a Sunday). I then left my kid's shoes on the roof of my car and discovered this five miles later--one was wedged under my roof rack, the other was discovered in a median strip 20 minutes later after a search and rescue op. It's been an odd one.
If not, holy shite.