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Height:  6'2		Weight:  200 lbs.		Alumni Status:  Yes
Location:  USA				Favorite Baseball Team:  Rockford Peaches
Natural Enemies:  Left Lane Hangers and Over-Emotional Arguers
Athletic Ability:		Won a cow chip tossing contest once. Also a three time 3 legged race champ.
Sartorial Style:		Depends on what I’m drinking. Can’t go wrong with a good sharp cheddar. Swiss is good. As is smoked Gouda.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		I have a prescription from my doctor for 1-2 beers per day. Size not specified. Pilsner Urquell is great.
Political Philosophy:		The majority of politicians are liars and crooks out only for themselves, so I might as well vote for the ones that will steal the least of my money.
Religious Philosophy:		Dear God, hope you got the letter and, I hope, you can make things better down here.
Musical Favorites:		Rush, Pink Floyd, Yes, The Who
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		"Winning Championships...is doing the little things the right way" -- Lou Holtz
Miscellaneous Data:		The Bears still suck.