Help me convince my wife ...

to take our first-ever visit to Greece via a cruise (which would possibly enable us to incorporate visits to Italy or other eastern Mediterranean ports).

We're looking to go this fall, one way or another.

Serious replies desired; smart-ass responses welcome.

Replies:

Thanks for the responses, everyone! * - CJC 2024-04-19 10:08:08
Promise to take her to a nude beach. On a cruise right now - Inigomontoya 2024-04-19 05:48:29
I generally hate cruises, but loved this one. Go. - doolinbanjos 2024-04-19 04:17:18
I did a similar cruise - DBCooper 2024-04-18 17:11:33
- Is Stari Grad a stop in Croatia? - mkovac 2024-04-18 19:10:09
  - I don't think the island ports in Croatia - starburns 2024-04-19 08:08:01
On the advice of the Back Room - Kali4niaND 2024-04-18 13:19:07
My advice to your wife would be... - Slotts 2024-04-18 13:03:13
- This is why .... - CJC 2024-04-18 13:08:25
if you have to visit Italy, be very careful - jt 2024-04-18 12:40:15
pistachio baklava - 93NationalChampions 2024-04-18 12:19:04
How boring, was hoping this was about something else... * - Lloyd Braun 2024-04-18 12:14:50
Two med cruises here - fontoknow 2024-04-18 12:11:30
First decide on your goals and what to see - SixShutouts66 2024-04-18 12:11:08
I'm not a cruise guy. - BeijingIrish 2024-04-18 11:48:11
- What about the Scylla and Charbdis? - mkovac 2024-04-18 14:31:52
  - How about the Isle of Lesbos? * - ACross 2024-04-18 19:34:40
- I'd recommend ferries - not cruises - DakotaDomer 2024-04-18 12:20:19
- I would attend those lectures, and wouldn’t even need to - sprack 2024-04-18 12:12:43
some quick pros/con - irishnc92 2024-04-18 11:29:23
- This is exactly my experience - czeche 2024-04-18 13:24:56
Which cruise line? * - elcortez01 2024-04-18 11:03:40
- Wide open ... definitely open to suggestions on that. * - CJC 2024-04-18 11:17:13
  - I'm not a cruise guy - elcortez01 2024-04-18 13:38:24
Better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission - The Holtz Room 2024-04-18 11:00:51
Cruises suck. Just go to Santorini. - kormal 2024-04-18 11:00:44
Nora virus Petri dish * - NDFlyer 2024-04-18 10:53:38
first-ever visit to Greece - PWK2 2024-04-18 10:53:19
Costa Concordia: get wrecked on our cruises * - ravenium 2024-04-18 10:48:45
Keep wife home. Take Bonger instead. He could use a good tan - Frank Drebin 2024-04-18 10:45:40
Check out the Barbary Coast pirates. * - Porpoiseboy 2024-04-18 10:31:05
I would think it's a good scouting mission. - JTAD31 2024-04-18 10:28:39
Been awhile since we heard of cruise ships with toilets - Raoul 2024-04-18 10:19:33