I mentioned to him "Man, it's a bummer that you've never seen the Bengals when they were a decent football team. They weren't bad back in the 80's." He said, "Yeah, I'll bet that was fun." Then I added, "Or Notre Dame for that matter." He answered, "That's not true. They usually win more than they lose."
That made me sad. When you don't know what you're missing, you don't miss it.