I just killed a Black Widow

I just killed a Black Widow - in my office
by mkovac (2013-01-03 17:52:02)

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I was taking a cardboard box out of a corner to put some files in to transport them over to the front office for a meeting and I felt the sticky web of what I always know to be a Black Widow.

I used a ruler to push back the folded in top flaps and there she was a humongous Black Widow. Now ex-Black Widow.

It's been living in my office for a month.

Damn.

Replies:

Nice work! - Porpoiseboy 2013-01-04 10:55:17
Racist * - Austin316 2013-01-03 20:39:12
- This isn't a Bob Dylan song. * - Wooderson 2013-01-04 12:20:04
You must be a lawyer, right? * - bill hurley 2013-01-03 20:35:22
- I've taken the Calif Bar Exam but have not passed it...yet. - mkovac 2013-01-03 22:55:55
Did she make you cry, make you break down - Moff 2013-01-03 20:31:32
Dude, stop it - jmac95 2013-01-03 20:30:14
- Same. I could be the biggest arachnaphobe out there. * - 53stackmonster 2013-01-04 09:36:41
- Check your email * - tenn_subway 2013-01-04 08:21:11
The key is to let a little bit of sand drain from your fist. * - Papa November 2013-01-03 19:09:22
great. now you've created a Black Widower somewhere. * - HoltzBeWithUs 2013-01-03 18:56:00
- "Elizabeth it's Fred I'm coming My heart's having big one" * - Frank Drebin 2013-01-03 19:50:16
I presume your office is octagonal. * - Irish Tool 2013-01-03 18:46:40
One question. Was she hot? * - Irishrock 2013-01-03 18:10:37
Did it have large talons? * - PWK2 2013-01-03 18:10:31
It was either you or her. You did what you had to do. * - LocalSubAlum 2013-01-03 17:56:04
- The random, sticky web always gives them away. - mkovac 2013-01-03 23:01:52
  - Black Widows don't kill, it is their poison that does * - IrishJoeinnc 2013-01-04 08:05:41

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