I just killed a Black Widow - in my office
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I was taking a cardboard box out of a corner to put some files in to transport them over to the front office for a meeting and I felt the sticky web of what I always know to be a Black Widow.
I used a ruler to push back the folded in top flaps and there she was a humongous Black Widow. Now ex-Black Widow.
It's been living in my office for a month.
This isn't a Bob Dylan song. *
You must be a lawyer, right? *
I've taken the Calif Bar Exam but have not passed it...yet.
Did she make you cry, make you break down
Dude, stop it
Same. I could be the biggest arachnaphobe out there. *
Check your email *
The key is to let a little bit of sand drain from your fist. *
great. now you've created a Black Widower somewhere. *
"Elizabeth it's Fred I'm coming My heart's having big one" *
I presume your office is octagonal. *
One question. Was she hot? *
Did it have large talons? *
It was either you or her. You did what you had to do. *
The random, sticky web always gives them away.
Black Widows don't kill, it is their poison that does *
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