|Profile for THEHOLTZROOM||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 6' 0||Weight: 180 lbs.||Alumni Status: Keenan Hall|
|Location: Between the gutter and the stars||Favorite Baseball Team: NL: Cubs AL: Yankees|
|Natural Enemies: David Gordon, The Newark Airport, Amazing Grace|
|Athletic Ability:||HS Defensive Back. After I realized ND Football wasn't in the cards, I switched to cross country.
College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."
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|Political Philosophy:||Don't be a Dick
On crime I'm conservative.
On prostitution I'm liberal.
Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet.
"I'm so Catholic I feel guilty driving past a billboard for a strip club. Especially if it's one I own." -Jim Gaffigan
|Musical Favorites:||Too many to list. Not a Country or Rap fan, though I do have a few "guilty pleasure" songs.|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant lady." -Lou Holtz
The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.
I keep my guns and rubbers under lock and key. I don't want crazy women messing with either.
Notre Dame Atari Medal Nominee.
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