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| Profile for THEHOLTZROOM | Click here to make or adjust profile | |||||||
| Height: 6' 0 | Weight: 180 lbs. | Alumni Status: Keenan Hall | ||||||
| Location: Between the gutter and the stars | Favorite Baseball Team: NL: Cubs AL: Yankees | |||||||
| Natural Enemies: David Gordon, The Newark Airport, Amazing Grace | ||||||||
| Athletic Ability: | HS Defensive Back. After I realized ND Football wasn't in the cards, I switched to cross country. College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die." |
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| Political Philosophy: | Don't be a Dick On crime I'm conservative. On prostitution I'm liberal.  Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet. |
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| Religious Philosophy: |  "I'm so Catholic I feel guilty driving past a billboard for a strip club. Especially if it's one I own." -Jim Gaffigan |
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| Musical Favorites: | Too many to list. Not a Country or Rap fan, though I do have a few "guilty pleasure" songs. | |||||||
| Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: | "You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant lady." -Lou Holtz |
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| Miscellaneous Data: |  The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life. I keep my guns and rubbers under lock and key. I don't want crazy women messing with either. Notre Dame Atari Medal Nominee. Now accepting loyalty pledges. |
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