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Height:  6' 0 Weight:  180 lbs. Alumni Status:  Keenan Hall
Location:  Between the gutter and the stars Favorite Baseball Team:  NL: Cubs AL: Yankees
Natural Enemies:  David Gordon, The Newark Airport, Amazing Grace

Athletic Ability: HS Defensive Back. After I realized ND Football wasn't in the cards, I switched to cross country.

College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."

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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:

Political Philosophy: Don't be a Dick

On crime I'm conservative.
On prostitution I'm liberal.

Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet.

Religious Philosophy:

"I'm so Catholic I feel guilty driving past a billboard for a strip club. Especially if it's one I own." -Jim Gaffigan

Musical Favorites: Too many to list. Not a Country or Rap fan, though I do have a few "guilty pleasure" songs.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant lady." -Lou Holtz

Miscellaneous Data:
The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.

I keep my guns and rubbers under lock and key. I don't want crazy women messing with either.

Notre Dame Atari Medal Nominee.

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