"This whole town is trying to f** me" - Bob Davie
"There goes that Goddamn horse again" - Lou Holtz
"Do we have a bomb play?" - Gerry Faust
"We'll have a decided schematic advantage" - Charlie Weis
"The University of Navy" - Lou Holtz
"Wait. I have to pee." - Ty Willingham
"In 23 years of coaching" - Brian Kelly
"Would it help if I convert to Catholicism?" - Bob Davie