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Height: 5'10"
Weight: fraction of a toyota priu lbs.
Alumni Status: class of '88
Location: Bartlett, IL
Favorite Baseball Team: White Sox
Natural Enemies: Pete Carroll, Bob Davie
Athletic Ability:
Can't remember
Sartorial Style:
anything with an interlocking ND
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
my own saliva - 24/7
Political Philosophy:
Libertarian
Religious Philosophy:
Progressive catholic/borderline protestant
Musical Favorites:
Jimmy Buffett
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
"This whole town is trying to f** me" - Bob Davie
"There goes that Goddamn horse again" - Lou Holtz
"Do we have a bomb play?" - Gerry Faust
"We'll have a decided schematic advantage" - Charlie Weis
"The University of Navy" - Lou Holtz
"Wait. I have to pee." - Ty Willingham
"In 23 years of coaching" - Brian Kelly
"Would it help if I convert to Catholicism?" - Bob Davie
Miscellaneous Data:
asparagus makes your pee stink