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Height:  6'2 Weight:  185 lbs. Alumni Status:  BA 1993
Location:  Downers Grove, IL Favorite Baseball Team:  White Sox
Natural Enemies:  Gatekeepers, joyless super fans

Athletic Ability: I’m a true triple threat. A 5 tool guy. I play behind the arc, in the paint and above the rim. I dictate the tempo and take what the defense gives me. I bomb drives and get creative around the greens. I am equally at home in the slot and at the point. I beat the shift. I’m a gym rat who is ready to be coached up. I have an all day motor. I invented the step back three. I’m a special teams standout, and I’m always the first to arrive and the last to leave. At the end of the day, I just want to help the ball club.

Sartorial Style: Shirts and slacks, mostly.

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Grain alcohol and rainwater

Political Philosophy: Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right

Religious Philosophy: None of your Elvis-damned business

Musical Favorites: F# harmonic minor with the proper shred-to-wail ratio; slinky, wah-laden funk; dope ass jams; Bowie’s Berlin trilogy

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: They really hamstring me with this 50 rule.

Miscellaneous Data: I’ve already revealed too much.