Profile for MR_NEUTRON |
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Height: 6'2 |
Weight: 185 lbs. |
Alumni Status: BA 1993 |
Location: Downers Grove, IL |
Favorite Baseball Team: White Sox |
Natural Enemies: Gatekeepers, joyless super fans |
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Athletic Ability: |
I’m a true triple threat. A 5 tool guy. I play behind the arc, in the paint and above the rim. I dictate the tempo and take what the defense gives me. I bomb drives and get creative around the greens. I am equally at home in the slot and at the point. I beat the shift. I’m a gym rat who is ready to be coached up. I have an all day motor. I invented the step back three. I’m a special teams standout, and I’m always the first to arrive and the last to leave. At the end of the day, I just want to help the ball club. |
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Sartorial Style: |
Shirts and slacks, mostly. |
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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: |
Grain alcohol and rainwater |
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Political Philosophy: |
Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right |
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Religious Philosophy: |
None of your Elvis-damned business |
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Musical Favorites: |
F# harmonic minor with the proper shred-to-wail ratio; slinky, wah-laden funk; dope ass jams; Bowie’s Berlin trilogy |
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Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: |
They really hamstring me with this 50 rule. |
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Miscellaneous Data: |
I’ve already revealed too much. |