Have a Suggestion for You, Dr. ...

Do you ever peruse The Boneyard? Specifically, The "General Women's Basketball Forum?" (that's a sub-forum of the UConn Women's Basketball Forum."

The General Forum is intended for overall women's basketball topics and draws in fans of many schools, such as yours truly and Orangutan, among others.

There's a poster named @triaddukefan and, yes, he's a Dookie, but don't hold that against him. He's got a dry, slightly off-center sense of humor and I think you'd appreciate it. He also has witty cracks against the North Carolina Tar Heels, which should inspire Domers against Michigan.
Plus, he's a foodie. When my younger son attended Wake Forest, he had several great suggestions in Winston-Salem.

You can find him posting in most of the General threads, including the ACC, ND, various transfer and recruiting. He's good for both chuckles...and insights.