home with her but he had to leave early because her fiancee was coming into town from Michigan. He asked if he went to UM, she said yes, so he agreed to it.

There were red flags everywhere...but she was hot so I chose to ignore them. The kicker for the whole story is that her mom lived across the street and saw the whole thing. She then got e-mail address from the daughter, got ahold of me and told me "You two could be together if something would happen to him.." I told her I wasn't interested in killing her son-in-law and I then contacted the authorities.

I'm a crazy chick magnet.

good. Damn that's some serious stuff. As Springsteen said "someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny."

check this out. Most expensive date I've ever been on...I don't feel like cutting and pasting the text.

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