New dogs, but same tricks...
by Pocket Hercules (2005-11-09 01:07:26)
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  In reply to: Campus Carts  posted by Nappy

Your friend got lucky. My freshman year, one of the seniors (juniors?) in our dorm got so shitfaced while golfing that he simply took one of the golf carts and drove it around campus like a maniac all day.

The guy was such a drunk and had such sunken, barely awake eyes that we used to call him "Quaalude". Honest to God - that was the guy's name. Nobody even knew his real name.

Anyway, they kicked him off campus in about two seconds after they caught up with him.

Go Dawgs!



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