caption contest time

LSU fans, your savior is here *

De plane! De plane! *

Anyone like to take a canoe trip to meet the bayou locals? *

I’m the guy! Here! I ordered the pizza! No! It’s not his! *

Who's going to be the first bitch of the Univ of Arkansas? *

His head is so big, I'm going to need a bigger lens *

Pass the deodorant, I think I stink! *

It’s the fair catch signal. Get used to it *

Winner so far *

Delusional man bent on domination actually months away from

dying alone.

Hey now.

Hitler had Ava by his side when he went out.

I wish I were this tall *

What not to do when you go through immigration in Munich *

You will get used to it! *

[So this is the bed I made I now have to sleep in.]

Great to be here, everybody.

I am starting to understand the move.

Took me awhile to notice Kelly was in the picture.

That's his daughter *

Is she adopted?

Jesus. I did not expect that.

No -- his spawn *

I dated a girl in HS

(no, that's not the post)

She was a 10, easy (became an NFL cheerleader and ended up marrying and divorcing a Steeler). Her sister was also a 10.

They had ugly parents. Very nice, but hard to look at when I talked to them.

It was amazing that Shrek and Fiona could create such beautiful daughters.

odd, my SIL41 had the same reaction *

I have this weird urge to buy purple folders. *

10 figure net worth & he gets his wardrobe at Sears. *

There's a sale at Penny's! *

My first million, I'm gonna buy me a suit that fits. *

Quick, get a picture of me. This is my best angle. *

Check out the PSI on these buttons! *

I already loathe these people. Hope I don't have to meet any *

I like this one! *

Heil Dickler *

"How's my dick taste Jack?" *

Who made Swarbrick his &itch? *

"Who ordered the XXXL blazer"? *

I thought this thing could retrieve souls. *

Who doesn't know LSU's colors?* *

"Will the phoniest person here raise their hand?" *

"No. Your other left arm." *

Just b/c you’re on 3rd base doesn’t mean you hit a triple

Apologies to Jim Harbaugh for stealing his line

I can even ruin Yoga. *

"Who wants seconds on the gumbo?!" *

Will the real Slim Shanty please stand up... *

I am not a crook. *

“I think I need an extra wide angle lens.” *

“Purple rain, purple rain”

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

For those that totally blow, please raise your hand. *

Rich does not equal good taste, or good tailoring. *

“Who sucks?” *

I am waiting for the s)*% to hit the fan re: that gesture.

Hmmmmm

Wait a second...is he doing a Nazi salute? *

I don't think he's waiving to the reindeer (link)

Click here for link at https://youtu.be/DBndod7y-24

“Crop top jackets are all the rage in Baton Rouge,”

he was told.

He didn’t hear the part about, “on young, trim, blonds.”

I am wearing Cash's jacket *

I am waiting for the s)*% to hit the fan re: that gesture.

Hmmmmm

The gal in the yellow top is neat. *

"Ummm, excuse me Mr. Athletic Director

but you're going to cart me around in a VAN and expect me to win? What we really need is..."

Now I am free! Hail Satan, My LSU brothers! *

Where's the Gumbeaux? *

someone with photoshop capabilities

needs to put a tiny moustache on him.

I've got 90 seconds to spare

I don't think that's the moustache he was looking for. *

Fat guy in a little coat *

Shut it down. *

And we're done *