If ND wins tomorrow ...

I’m going to get a new small bottle of Drakkar Noir.

Mine’s been empty since I last used it in Phoenix on January 2, 1989.

I’ve saved it as a reminder that it needs to be refreshed like the Liberty Tree with the phone tree dedication of patriots.

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...I’m buying a shitload of powerball tickets. * - Nitschke 2021-01-01 11:33:54
What I will do if we win. - limbosmullet 2021-01-01 11:30:41
I will celebrate for 24 hours.... - NW Ohio Irish 2021-01-01 01:50:54
- Funny, in 1988-89, I was in 8th grade in Northwest Indiana - DomerJon 2021-01-01 12:55:59
I won’t be coming home babe - JBrock18 2021-01-01 01:44:37
- Pretty sure ND win means Hall Passes for everyone * - Inigomontoya 2021-01-01 08:49:05
I’m in. It will complement my pandemic mullet. * - YodaDame 2020-12-31 20:03:52
My mission on NDN will be completed and I shall buy a farm - Frank Drebin 2020-12-31 20:01:26
I have a much better feeling about tomorrow than I did - athlete37 2020-12-31 19:16:54
- 42-3 at the end of the third quarter * - OldIrishFan 2021-01-01 09:07:53
  - You think we'll let Bama score 3? * - milhouse 2021-01-01 09:37:30
- I’ll have what you’re having - carroll2005 2020-12-31 19:59:18
  - Ade is being mentioned as a first rounder now too * - athlete37 2020-12-31 21:13:02
I will be walking the streets like Jimmy V... - DawsonMayes871 2020-12-31 18:39:39
- ...try walking through the streets of Soho in the rain, then - PabloFanque 2020-12-31 18:55:20
  - Bip. * - Georgia Hog 2021-01-01 10:52:00
My wife promised me - 84david 2020-12-31 18:39:35
Party like it's 1973 - Denver Jim 2020-12-31 18:13:02
...I will drink myself blind. - LocalSubAlum 2020-12-31 18:04:38
I will get one too, and douse my balls nightly for a year * - ACross 2020-12-31 17:56:56
- Ball douser * - Nitschke 2021-01-01 11:34:54
- Spray it in front and walk your sack through the cloud. - YodaDame 2020-12-31 20:28:22
  - I laughed. * - Giggity_Giggity 2020-12-31 23:26:19
- Praying for a miracle victory! * - irishknight 2020-12-31 19:17:10
- That will burn - gme 2020-12-31 18:29:14
  - Just don’t get it in the d-hole. * - Inigomontoya 2020-12-31 20:10:45
- This image has just made me blind * - ChestnutND 2020-12-31 18:11:28
I’ll drink 18 Löwenbräus, the night would be kind of special * - Inigomontoya 2020-12-31 17:41:49
- Dolan, you’re a genius! * - BeastOfBourbon 2021-01-01 09:50:38
- Here's to good friends. * - Notra_Dahm 2021-01-01 03:37:28
- Weekends. Weekends - nd76 2020-12-31 23:44:34
My son is older than I was on that day. - MobileIrish 2020-12-31 17:34:26
I'll display the bunting I took from Sun Devil Stadium - knutesteen 2020-12-31 17:26:41
- Terrific - good for you. I like that word “bunting.” - mkovac 2020-12-31 20:36:30