Acquiescing to failure is such... bullshit. Maybe when you were single you should've dated more supermodels. You might understand what it's like to actually swing for the fences.
Your post also lets me brag - my current girlfriend is a model. I got her number the night I met her and less than a week later we were out getting drinks together. Boo fucking hoo if she turned me down.
Grow some fucking balls. Notre Dame can and should do better than this endless string of shit hires. Maybe if the administration stops looking at itself the way you do the football program will stop being a national embarrassment.