No purple faces, no attacks on assistant coaches . . .
by nd71 (2017-04-16 16:26:10)
Edited on 2017-04-16 17:54:23
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  In reply to: Spring game rules?  posted by Nocalirish

lotsa fade routes from the 1 yd line, fan competitive yoga mat stretches at half time with winners intro'd on the JesusHChristTron and post game tours of XRoads.

EDIT 1: Player-under-the-bus throwing press conference after the game.

EDIT 2: Upon hearing edit 1, team captains meet then announce and conduct auto-da-fé of the head coach.

Press reports on the following day lead with the "facts" that all beat reporters knew of team dislike of BK, Savvy indicates that BK's auto-da-fé was not remarkable, while Jenkins starts daily SNAPCHAT sell-a-thons for the thousands of unsild game tix.

A man can dream, can't he?


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