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Handle:
MR_NEUTRON
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Height:
Weight:
lbs.
Alum Status:
Location:
Favorite Baseball Team:
Natural Enemies:
Athletic Ability:
I’m a true triple threat. A 5 tool guy. I play behind the arc, in the paint and above the rim. I dictate the tempo and take what the defense gives me. I bomb drives and get creative around the greens. I am equally at home in the slot and at the point. I beat the shift. I’m a gym rat who is ready to be coached up. I have an all day motor. I invented the step back three. I’m a special teams standout, and I’m always the first to arrive and the last to leave. At the end of the day, I just want to help the ball club.
Sartorial Style:
Shirts and slacks, mostly.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
Grain alcohol and rainwater
Political Philosophy:
Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right
Religious Philosophy:
None of your Elvis-damned business
Musical Favorites:
F# harmonic minor with the proper shred-to-wail ratio; slinky, wah-laden funk; dope ass jams; Bowie’s Berlin trilogy
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
They really hamstring me with this 50 rule.
What else do you want us all to know:
I’ve already revealed too much.