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Handle:
FATBALDINGJERK
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Height:
Weight:
lbs.
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Favorite Baseball Team:
Natural Enemies:
Athletic Ability:
Running - no Throwing - no Jumping - no Catching - no Pushing/shoving/tackling/lifting - sometimes
Sartorial Style:
American flag Zubaz, aviator glasses, American flag do-rag, bald eagle t-shirt (sleeves cut off)
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
Whiskey
Political Philosophy:
I am right. You are wrong.
Religious Philosophy:
Whenever possible, quantify.
Musical Favorites:
Black Sabbath, King Crimson, UFO, Ted Leo, Steely Dan, Mastodon, Sleep, Clutch, High on Fire, Slayer, Joe Pass, Miles Davis, Triumvirate, Metallica, The Sword, Springsteen, Byron Lee, Desmond Dekker, Toots & the Maytalls, Dream Theatre, The Lord Weird Slough Feg, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Rush, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Cream, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, The Hot Rockets
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it. Lou Holtz
What else do you want us all to know:
I think it's OK to hang around with queers. The thread where that fact was established was my finest moment of BR glory.