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Handle:	ELKABONG			Password:
Height:		Weight:	lbs.	Alum Status:
Location:			Favorite Baseball Team:
Natural Enemies:
Athletic Ability:		Confirmed couch potato with the small-motor skills of a spastic ferret.
Sartorial Style:		Does "off the rack" qualify?
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Blue Moon, often enough to remember I like it.
Political Philosophy:		I consider myself a conservative independent. I believe that, other than national defense, governmental programs are best run at the state level given that state governments are closer to and understand better the needs of their constituents. I believe in the free markets, but acknowledge that people have duties of both common decency to one another and to help those in need. I believe that government should be run based on common sense rather than on devotion to party ideology.<p>For the record, on the political compass, I'm Economic Left/Right: 0.62<br>Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.87
Religious Philosophy:		Semi-lapsed Catholic. Although I have a number of problems with the Catholic Church and the way it's run, I have no reason to believe that any other Church is any better. I believe in God, not organized religion.
Musical Favorites:		Nothing anyone here would find provocative.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
What else do you want us all to know:		You are all weirdos.