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|Height: 5'9||Weight: 160 lbs.||Alumni Status: ND '95|
|Location: Austin, TX||Favorite Baseball Team: Houston Astros|
|Natural Enemies: U of Michigan|
|Athletic Ability:||Warning track power.|
|Sartorial Style:||As I enter my 40s, I am starting to dig those plaid pants I made fun of as an undergrad.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Thirsty Planet Thirsty Goat beer
Not often enough
|Political Philosophy:||"Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit."
-Walter Sobchak (from The Big Lebowski)
|Religious Philosophy:||see above|
|Musical Favorites:||Rush, TV on the Radio, Spoon, Frightened Rabbit|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"The University of Navy"