|Profile for RKELLYATRECESS||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 5'11''||Weight: 165 lbs.||Alumni Status: Subway|
|Location: Pittsburgh||Favorite Baseball Team: San Francisco Giants|
|Natural Enemies: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.|
|Athletic Ability:||I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.|
|Sartorial Style:||Anything with my Rainbows|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Stone|
|Political Philosophy:||"If government were a product, selling it would be illegal."
-P. J. O'Rourke
|Religious Philosophy:||Jesus is my homeboy|
|Musical Favorites:||Variety is the spice of life|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary."