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Height:  6'0 Weight:  200 lbs. Alumni Status:  Class of '93
Location:  Denver Favorite Baseball Team:  Cubs
Natural Enemies:  Ohio State, Michigan, Red Wings, Packers, St. Louis Cardinals

Athletic Ability: Hard slapper!

Sartorial Style: Used car salesman

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Guinness. Harp. Newcastle. Irish Whiskey. Bourbon. Scotch. Moscow Mules. Caipirinhas. Margaritas. Rum drinks. Good wines, and many bad wines, such as Boone's, Mad Dog, and Thunderbird. No Bud products, and I've never tried coffee! I drink more than I should, but not as much as I would like.

Political Philosophy: W and O'Bama are the same fuckin thing.

Religious Philosophy: Prance about like a flighty Zoroastrian.

Musical Favorites: Slayer. Ministry. LCD Soundsystem. System of a Down. Zombie. The Chemical Brothers. Hates: The Boss, Dave Mathews, frat rock, country, most pop shit and most the other mediocre shit the BR loves.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: The first platoon men-go in there and fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! What do you say, men!

Miscellaneous Data: Wish list that never changes:
1) ND Football National Championship
2) Blackhawks Stanley Cup
3) ND Hockey National Championship
4) Cubs World Series
5) ND Men's Lacrosse National Championship