|Profile for PAPABURGUNDY||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 6'1||Weight: 215 lbs.||Alumni Status: Western Illinois University, 2004|
|Location: 50 Miles West of The Middle of Nowhere||Favorite Baseball Team: White Sox|
|Natural Enemies: Skunkbears|
|Athletic Ability:||Slim to none.
|Sartorial Style:||Business Casual during the work week, jeans and a polo on the weekend.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||12 ounce curls daily|
|Political Philosophy:||Conservative, but try not to bring politics up outside the home.|
|Religious Philosophy:||Practicing Catholic|
|Musical Favorites:||Classic Rock, Country|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"This morning when Kevin White fired me, I asked him why and he said we lost credibility."