Profile for KORMAL |
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Alumni Status: '04, '07 |
Location: IL |
Favorite Baseball Team: Cubs |
Natural Enemies: H R Pickens |
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Athletic Ability: |
I was born seven months too early. Incubation technology was in its infancy. I was placed in a cast iron pot inside of a pizza oven until I was ripe enough to walk. My bones never hardened but my spirit did. |
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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: |
Swine livers and Capri Suns |
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Political Philosophy: |
For 82 years I have been an oil man, a ‘baron’ some have called me. Now what does an oil barren do? The answer…crush your enemies! Grind their bones into dirt! Make them regret that they were ever born! |
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Religious Philosophy: |
Oil is not for the weak. It is the Earth’s milk, and only the strong may suckle at Mother’s teat. |
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Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: |
Be strong and crush your enemies! |
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I outlived you, Mr. Pickens! I crushed you into the ground and now your bones turn to oil beneath my living feet! I married your granddaughter, filled her belly with my festering seed and sired a boy! He is my final revenge, H.R. |