Profile for KNUTEOFINDY						Click here to make or adjust profile
Height:  5' 11" ish		Weight:  .107 metric tons lbs.		Alumni Status:  Turned pro in '84
Location:  See Handle				Favorite Baseball Team:  Detroit Tigers
Natural Enemies:  Gravity, Jeggings, mirrors, time
Athletic Ability:		Devoid of hand-eye coordination, so that leaves lifting heavy objects and denting a recliner.
Sartorial Style:		Work: Neo Schrute Home: Loose-fitting anything Treestand: Leafy camo
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Water with weekend forays into beer. Cannot refuse high-end vodka martinis.
Political Philosophy:		Ultra-orthodox moderate. I won't budge.
Religious Philosophy:		Educated in Catholic schools my entire life, so I was clubbed like a baby seal by burly, angry nuns. A very smart person once said, "The problem with organized religion is the idiots running it."
Musical Favorites:		Anything after 1955. Bonus points given if a Stratocaster is featured prominently.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law." ---Lou Holtz
Miscellaneous Data:		Learned all my life lessons while employed in the North Dining Hall. Few people are as fortunate as me.