|Profile for KNUTEOFINDY||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 5' 11" ish||Weight: .107 metric tons lbs.||Alumni Status: Turned pro in '84|
|Location: See Handle||Favorite Baseball Team: Detroit Tigers|
|Natural Enemies: Gravity, Jeggings, mirrors, time|
|Athletic Ability:||Devoid of hand-eye coordination, so that leaves lifting heavy objects and denting a recliner.|
|Sartorial Style:||Work: Neo Schrute
Home: Loose-fitting anything
Treestand: Leafy camo
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Water with weekend forays into beer. Cannot refuse high-end vodka martinis.|
|Political Philosophy:||Ultra-orthodox moderate. I won't budge.|
|Religious Philosophy:||Educated in Catholic schools my entire life, so I was clubbed like a baby seal by burly, angry nuns. A very smart person once said, "The problem with organized religion is the idiots running it."|
|Musical Favorites:||Anything after 1955. Bonus points given if a Stratocaster is featured prominently.|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law." ---Lou Holtz|
|Miscellaneous Data:||Learned all my life lessons while employed in the North Dining Hall.
Few people are as fortunate as me.