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Height:  short Weight:  dense lbs. Alumni Status:  Studs
Location:  Austin, TX Favorite Baseball Team:  Cubs
Natural Enemies:  FUCK MICHIGAN! Porpoiseboy.

Athletic Ability: Zero point zero.

Sartorial Style: Times New Roman.

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Sweet merciful crap, I love beer. Pretty much an IPA guy, but I've been working my way through the Beer Advocate Top 100 and there's an unusually high (IMO) amount of stouts. Don't dislike Belgian's but also don't really understand the reverence.

Don't generally booze during the week; drink roughly my body weight on the weekend - Sierra Nevada, Stone IPA, Racer 5/Hop Rod Rye, Modus Hoperandi ... you get the idea. Enjoy a good Hefeweisen as the temperature climbs, which in Austin is often. Live Oak Hef is good, Blue Moon is ok. But why, why, why, why does Bells not distribute down in Texas? Oberon/Solsun would kill down here. Tragic.

Hard stuff? Pretty much Bombay Sapphire and Tonic, Mexican Martinis (more or less a marg), and occasionally the brownest of the brown liquor.

Political Philosophy: Kill 'em all.

Religious Philosophy: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

Musical Favorites: South Pacific?

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: And save Jimmy Johnson for me!

Runner up - Whoosh!!!!!!

Miscellaneous Data: I have absolutely nothing, zero, to contribute to a conversation about football. No matter what I say, even if I get occasionally lucky, pay me no mind. I'm just here for the wild women ... the wild women ... the rippin' and the tearin' ... the rippin' and the tearin'.