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Height:  5'11 Weight:  See Above lbs. Alumni Status:  2004
Location:  Chicago Favorite Baseball Team:  Cardinals
Natural Enemies:  Pants

Athletic Ability: Running - no
Throwing - no
Jumping - no
Catching - no
Pushing/shoving/tackling/lifting - sometimes

Sartorial Style: American flag Zubaz, aviator glasses, American flag do-rag, bald eagle t-shirt (sleeves cut off)

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Whiskey

Political Philosophy: I am right. You are wrong.

Religious Philosophy: Whenever possible, quantify.

Musical Favorites: Black Sabbath, King Crimson, UFO, Ted Leo, Steely Dan, Mastodon, Sleep, Clutch, Children of Bodom, High on Fire, Slayer, Pantera, Iron Maiden, Boston, Joe Pass, Miles Davis, Triumvirate, Metallica, The Sword, Springsteen, Byron Lee, Desmond Dekker, Toots & the Maytalls, Dream Theatre, Suicide Machines, Bad Religion, The Lord Weird Slough Feg, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Rush, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Cream, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, The Hot Rockets

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.

Lou Holtz

Miscellaneous Data: I think it's OK to hang around with queers. The thread where that fact was established was my finest moment of BR glory.