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Height:  6' 1		Weight:  enough to give away some lbs.		Alumni Status:  Certificate of attendance, 1966 - 1970
Location:  California, Bay area				Favorite Baseball Team:  Yankees - I consider Yogi Berra a prophet and my personal saviour.
Natural Enemies:  Death and taxes, and those that cause them.
Athletic Ability:		Bare foot kicker back when you confronted the ball head on; none of this side-saddle stuff.
Sartorial Style:		I'm in a Salvation Army store 12-step program.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		I am credited on campus for inventing the Dentist's Friend. On St. Patrick's Day my senior year, I used Micrin mouthwash when I ran out of mixer. It didn't taste very good, but it did smell better when I threw up.
Political Philosophy:		You are allowed to reason in politics?
Religious Philosophy:		I believe I have a strong faith. That's probably why the Dean of Engineering recommended I switch to a theology major when he said, "Your only hope is God."
Musical Favorites:		I'm in therapy from seeing Madame Butterfly as a child. Woman who had been wailing loudly through the whole thing, finally had enough and disemboweled herself on stage. I still startle at loud women.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		"Hash - middle - hash !!!" Phrase affectionately yelled at me by assistant coaches when I was a student manager and messed up the alternating ball placement at football practice.
Miscellaneous Data:		I was a ranger on the Meat Squad, protecting the band's flanks when it used to march around campus before pep rallies. Those were good times: groin high guy wires and metal posts, narrow passes between halls, and unsuspecting freshman running amok.