|Profile for ELCAPITAN||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 5'11||Weight: 175 lbs.||Alumni Status: joker, joker, and a triple|
|Location: South Bend||Favorite Baseball Team: White Sox|
|Natural Enemies: Backer Townies, Conference Deadlines|
|Athletic Ability:||I was in the marching band, what do you expect?|
|Sartorial Style:||Jaunty caps and mutton chops|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Pan-galactic gargle blaster|
|Musical Favorites:||Foo Fighters, Daft Punk|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary."
"You can tell the difference between being involved and committed by looking at ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, but the pig was committed!"
|Miscellaneous Data:||I got to raise the flag at a football game because the Irish Guard fell asleep.|