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|Height: 6'||Weight: Too many lbs.||Alumni Status: B.A., 1997, Grace/Keough|
|Location: Chicagoland||Favorite Baseball Team: Your 1984 Detroit Tigers|
|Natural Enemies: Ideologues, demagogues, self-appointed fashion police, fundies, collar-poppers, reality show contestants, artificial banana flavoring|
|Athletic Ability:||Two-year reserve and back-up OL/DL for Grace Lightning/Keough Kangaroos. Can alternate left and right when walking/running. Wife beats me in Pop-a-Shot. Better outfitted for opining on sports than participating.|
|Sartorial Style:||Drastically limited by income and compulsory investment in dependents' survival. Dress up for court and weddings.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||(1) Mariner Bitter, once brewed in Australia, but no longer.
(2) Black & Tan.
(3) Gin & Tonic.
Freq: Less often than I'd like, more often than I should.
|Political Philosophy:||Registered member of the Party of Death, Gay Marriage, and Terrorist Appeasement. Now, if you'll excuse me, the War on Christmas isn't going to wage itself.|
|Religious Philosophy:||Proud Cafeteria Catholic. The Church has been good to me and to my family, but I can't suppress an innate skepticism of anyone who claims to speak on God's behalf, and I can't quite fathom how something truly divine could inspire something as hierarchical, bureaucratic, and profitable as organized religion.|
|Musical Favorites:||The Clash, the Stones, Elvis Costello, Midnight Oil, Smashing Pumpkins, Matthew Sweet, REM, Beastie Boys, Concrete Blonde, Pretenders, Wilco, Rage Against the Machine, Muddy Watters, Heartless Bastards, New Pornographers, Cake, Gone Daddy Finch.|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"When all is said and done, more is said than done."
-- Lou Holtz
|Miscellaneous Data:||Overworked and overweight litigator and father of one who should really be getting back to work and/or home.|