|Profile for EDDYSORIN||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 6'0||Weight: 190 lbs.||Alumni Status: 1986 BA, townie|
|Location: Chicago||Favorite Baseball Team: Darnell Drugs, South Bend Park League|
|Natural Enemies: Chicago area Michigan fans|
|Athletic Ability:||Occasionally bi-pedal. Once went 13 days without a bowel movement.|
|Sartorial Style:||I am made of tin. I have no clothes.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Grey Goose with a dash of human blood.|
|Political Philosophy:||In Tiananmen Square, I was rooting for the tank.|
|Religious Philosophy:||I worship a poster of Fred Willard.|
|Musical Favorites:||Soundtrack to "This is Spinal Tap", Van Halen (through 'Women and Children First'), Guns N Roses, Neil Diamond|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job"
- Lou Holtz
|Miscellaneous Data:||(1) I still own an original 'Catholics vs. Convicts' T-shirt
(2) If I'm posting after 10pm, I've been drinking.