|Profile for CLUBBER_LANG||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 6'4||Weight: 280 lbs.||Alumni Status: Subway|
|Location: Boston||Favorite Baseball Team: Red Sox|
|Natural Enemies: Rush Limbaugh, Rocky Balboa, and The Fool|
|Athletic Ability:||"I'll have you know I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose! Throw it... I dare ya!!"
|Sartorial Style:||3/4 length smoking jacket, preferably with tweed elbow patches, ascot, rhinestone-studded cod-piece... the usuals -- lots of gold and the occasional feather or three.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Guiness. Not often enough.|
|Political Philosophy:||Progressive. As in, to progress......|
|Musical Favorites:||Beethoven, Wagner, Strauss, Mahler, Puccini, Verdi, Poulenc, Britten, Beatles, Lennon solo, Kinks, Hendrix, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Doors, Pink Floyd, Credence, Petty, Marley, P-Funk, Miles, Gainsbourg, Jim O'Rourke, Wilco, Loose Fur, AC/DC, Sabbath, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Arcade Fire, Grizzly Bear, FourTet, Thievery Corp., Boards of Canada, Medeski Martin & Wood, Budos Band, Curumin, Prefuse 73, Flying Lotus, Wu-Tang Clan and all its solo forms, Tribe Called Quest, Digital Underground, Roots, Snoop and WAAAAY too damn many others to name!|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"Holy sh!t, we just won the National Championship!!!"
--Any ND Coach