Profile for ACEWILSHIRE						Click here to make or adjust profile
Height:  5'11		Weight:  245 lbs.		Alumni Status:  You better believe it.
Location:  New Jersey				Favorite Baseball Team:  Dodgers
Natural Enemies:  Furry things.
Athletic Ability:		Underneath all of this extra weight is an incredible athlete, or at least that's what Fat Shirley used to tell me.
Sartorial Style:		What does "sartorial" mean?
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Busch Light, served warm, consumed whenever I can.
Political Philosophy:		I'd say I'm a "militant moderate." (copyright pending)
Religious Philosophy:		Catholic. Trying to get back into regular church attendance, but finding it hard not to watch the Wiggles through to the end of the show.
Musical Favorites:		Tom Petty; Beck; Christina Aguilera. Shut up! The girl can sing; she's got a great publicist; and she has some cool songs. So just eat it, o.k.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		"I know there's going to be 12 players out there. Just get on the damn field." --Me, when I was coaching the Zahm B soccer team, which was being routed by Dillon. I had to stop the carnage, even if it meant cheating.
Miscellaneous Data:		I am an unrequited narcissist.