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The Victors by NDOLDTOWN
Verse One
Hail to Hoke who hides our rapes
How we hate those ND papes
Hail, Hail to Michigan
We still think Bo's hip
Hail! ND is so chicken
We'll give them such a licken'
Hail, Hail to Michigan
Oops! Thirty-one to zip
Verse Two
Hail! Brandon, pizza seller
Rube's made us cellar-dwellers
Hail, Hail to Michigan
Swarbrick on him peed
Hail to our players, so great
Though not many graduate
Hail, Hail to Michigan
At least some of them read
Verse Three
Hail, Ann Arbor, place of hope
We burn the flag and smoke dope
Hail, Hail to Michigan
We think God is dead
Hail, Guys with UM degrees
Kevorkian, Kaczynski
Hail, Hail to Michigan
A legacy of dread
Verse Four
Hail! To Crisler, Yost and Bo
Bitter crackers who aimed low
Hail, Hail to Michigan
A poisonous tree
Hail, our percentage of wins
Championships and Heismans
Hail, Here at Michigan
All fewer than ND's