except that (hopefully) that's our bottom pairing.
Dude is skating on about 1/3 of a leg, total.
Tatar wants a huge payday or he's out.
I say: trade him to Pittsburgh for Fat Phil. Detroit needs a star and Pittsburgh needs a supporting player. Dude's asking for $5M+, it's not so far off what the Penguins actually are on the hook for with Kessel ($6.8M). Kessel would freaking fly with Larkin or AA. He even shoots right!
...also, come on, you know he'd accept the trade. We have so many hot dogs!
"weight room's that way, Phil".