EVACUATE ALL THE SCHOOLCHILDREN!
Where else can you stock up for your playoff run with guys like Steve Ott, the human version of Kup from Transformers the Movie, Brendan Smith, a 28-year old adult child, and Thomas Vanek, the guy who is good in the regular season and sucks in the playoffs?
THIS ISN'T A FEVER!
Whoops, maybe I spoke too soon. I understand we're done for the day, there being oddly no buyers even at discount prices for (former Domer) Riley Sheahan, who leads in the NHL in shots taken without a goal this year (by a LOT) or Justin "Afrogator" Abdelkader, whose only offensive talent hopped a plane for St. Petersburg last summer.
Sure sending the old barn out in style.
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