Height/Weight: Average for Purdue Alum; Has to reserve own subway car when traveling in Asia. That's a joke. Only reason to travel in Asia is if piloting the Enola Gay.
Alumni Status: Purdue Class of 1987 Non-Engineering Valedictorian/Person Who Writes Good.
Favorite Baseball Team: Reds
Natural Enemies: TerrRsts, Europe, people who don't appreciate Lee Greenwood
Athletic Ability: Youth baseball outfielder
Sartorial Style: [inaudible]
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Ice beer
Political Philosophy: If you want to clean up politics, hire a Mexican. If you want someone who can stand the heat in the kitchen, hire a woman. If you want someone who can drink 14 Natural Ices and still fuck till the Kinkade falls off the wall, hire me.
Religious Philosophy: I believe every word of the Bible. Especially when it calls Jewish people Jews.
Musical Favorites: See above. LFG.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: The only ND coach worth a squirt of Ice Beer piss was Jim Colletto.
Miscellaneous Data: Susan Lucci is Phyllis Diller's daughter.