Team | PPG | Coach | Playing Career | League |
CHI | 2.00 | Paunovic | 350 | ESP/GER |
TOR | 2.00 | Vanney | 65 | FRA |
NYC | 1.74 | Vieira | 450 | ENG/ITA |
DAL | 1.72 | Pareja | 380 | COL |
SKC | 1.63 | Vermes | 56 | NED/ESP2 |
ATL | 1.58 | Martino | 500 | ARG |
HOU | 1.47 | Cabrera | 450 | COL |
ORL | 1.45 | Kreis | 0 | NA |
NYR | 1.44 | Marsch | 0 | NA |
VAN | 1.41 | Robinson | 300 | ENG |
CLB | 1.40 | Berhalter | 200 | GER |
SJE | 1.37 | Leitch | 0 | NA |
POR | 1.35 | Porter | 0 | NA |
PHI | 1.29 | Curtin | 0 | NA |
SEA | 1.29 | Schemtzer | 0 | NA |
MON | 1.24 | Biello | 0 | NA |
LAG | 1.22 | Onalfo | 0 | NA |
COL | 1.06 | Mastroeni | 0 | NA |
NER | 1.05 | Heaps | 0 | NA |
RSL | 1.00 | Petke | 0 | NA |
DCU | 0.95 | Olsen | 18 | ENG |
MIN | 0.95 | Heath | 550 | ENG/ESP |
has an MLS Cup to his credit, though he's clearly the exception to the "rule".