naming after any group of people will surely offend someone, and we can't have that. So we're down to animals, plants, or inanimate objects. The latter 2 just simply won't do. But all the really cool animals are taken. So what are we to do? I've got a name that rolls off the tongue, and stays true to the fighting spirit of our teams, even if it isn't the most intimidating animal in and of itself. We should rename our teams "The ass-kickin chickens"