I can do you one better.

I can do you one better.
by tex29 (2006-02-14 21:27:37)

In reply to: I finally get the courage to ask out the hottest chick in Farley Hall posted by Lavery

I had a major crush on this one girl my sophomore year of college. After our second date, she invited me up to her room.

We go up to her room, she shows me around (which takes all of 30 seconds), then I told her that I needed to get going.

She said, "okay", then gave me a big hug, started running her hands through my hair and kissed me on the cheek. So what do I do? I insist that I really need to get going. I left, and she never agreed to go out with me again.

Now for the truly painful part. I wasn't so much of a puss that I was scared to make out with her, and I wasn't too drunk to know that she wanted to make out with me. I was such a puss that I didn't want to make out with her because I was getting over a nasty chest infection and I didn't want to risk making her sick.

akaRonMexico has my permission to punch me in the face this Friday.

Replies:

No, you just have to do a cover of a song by Jewel as punishment. * - akaRonMexico 2006-02-14 21:27:37
- No, no. - Naughman 2006-02-14 21:27:37
  - Come on. You have to give me a penance I can actually perform. - tex29 2006-02-14 21:27:37
    - I'm nothing if not a good and just arbitrator. - Naughman 2006-02-14 21:27:37
      - I just threw up in my mouth a little. * - tex29 2006-02-14 21:27:37
        I guess you didn't live in Zahm. - Naughman 2006-02-14 21:27:37
        The only way they could convince women to enter Cavanaugh - akaRonMexico 2006-02-14 21:27:37
        Quite the contrary. - Naughman 2006-02-14 21:27:37
    - How about "Its Raining Men." How's that for a compromise... * - akaRonMexico 2006-02-14 21:27:37
      - Hallelujah! * - tex29 2006-02-14 21:27:37