I ended up taking a girl back to the dorms

and we couldn't wake my roommate and his buddies from their drunken stupor passed out on the floor, so we just climbed up to the loft. We wake up in the morning to those guys just starting to awaken. All of a sudden, I hear "wow Kray, you sure druel a lot in your sleep." Followed by, of course the inevitable "hey, wait a second, that's not druel!" So of course, the guy quickly gets out of all of his clothes, only to turn and look up at me and the girl laughing hysterically. To his credit, without missing a beat he says "does this turn you two on?"