A State "U" shaggeriffic primer.
by rknsaw (2006-02-14 21:27:37)

In reply to: yeah, public school guys were so much cooler *  posted by ACross


Freshman Year: Shag high school seniors and ugly chicks.(God love the Zeta and KD houses)

Sophomore Year: Shag your girlfriend the whole year.

Junior Year: Dump girlfriend, shag freshmen.

Senior Year: Shag everything, including but not limited to the librarian, homecoming queen, senior thesis study buddy and international econ grad assistant.