Spring game rules?
by Nocalirish (2017-04-16 04:15:09)
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Anybody know what the rules are for the spring game? Watched UOJ today and they played it like OT. Made it interesting.


Third Quarter: Quarterbacks must try to complete passes
by HennaOrNo  (2017-04-18 09:56:44)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

while being sprayed with fire hoses.


No rushing plays in the red zone *
by Groundhog  (2017-04-17 23:38:14)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Craaaazy plays using O lineman as quarterback. *
by TheRosadoBrothers  (2017-04-17 11:49:34)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


The first rule of the Spring Game...
by ndzippy  (2017-04-17 09:00:12)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You do not talk about the Spring Game.


First team to puke and rally wins. *
by Chronicle  (2017-04-17 05:26:23)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Offense must start each series with a false start or TO.
by BeastOfBourbon  (2017-04-16 22:56:10)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Just to get in rhythm for the regular season.


You forget: Delay of Game *
by The_Phoenix  (2017-04-17 15:10:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Delay of game after a time out is called before first snap *
by jbrown_9999  (2017-04-18 01:07:49)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Bone Thugs singing National Anthem (link)
by Indyrob  (2017-04-16 22:22:33)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


1. Throw the ball. 2. Kudos to Navy. 3. Pimp ND swag. *
by Brahms  (2017-04-16 21:18:43)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Didn't know we were eligible *
by athlete37  (2017-04-16 19:22:04)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Hmm. Might have to vacate the win. *
by yodadame  (2017-04-16 20:19:43)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Number One Rule
by RJD  (2017-04-16 18:45:38)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Win.


End the scrimmage as soon as possible with no injuries. *
by zahmb  (2017-04-16 17:36:29)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


No purple faces, no attacks on assistant coaches . . .
by nd71  (2017-04-16 16:26:10)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

lotsa fade routes from the 1 yd line, fan competitive yoga mat stretches at half time with winners intro'd on the JesusHChristTron and post game tours of XRoads.

EDIT 1: Player-under-the-bus throwing press conference after the game.


EDIT 2: Upon hearing edit 1, team captains meet then announce and conduct auto-da-fé of the head coach.

Press reports on the following day lead with the "facts" that all beat reporters knew of team dislike of BK, Savvy indicates that BK's auto-da-fé was not remarkable, while Jenkins starts daily SNAPCHAT sell-a-thons for the thousands of unsild game tix.

A man can dream, can't he?


No Fighting
by Kmurphy173  (2017-04-16 16:05:18)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

No Spitting
No Drinking
No Gambling
No Bare Feet


No pepper games. *
by G.K.Chesterton  (2017-04-16 22:11:03)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test
by athlete37  (2017-04-16 19:22:48)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Yeah


You can't dust for vomit. *
by Moff  (2017-04-16 21:51:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


He died in a bizarre gardening accident. *
by PWK2  (2017-04-17 14:54:34)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


I do wish you'd listen, Nocalirish, it's perfectly simple.
by The Holtz Room  (2017-04-16 11:43:26)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You simply run one play after you collect Kelly's note before lunch after you've done your scripture prep when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own pads onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Swarbrick that you've had your chit signed, that's 6 points.


Same as regular season tackling/blocking discouraged *
by Frank Drebin  (2017-04-16 07:58:45)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Will they offer pictures with flexing players for a premium?
by Beaknd  (2017-04-16 10:45:48)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Gotta show off that new conditioning program some more. It's obviously fire!


How about a players only, pre-game synchronized puke!
by spunkmeier  (2017-04-16 16:12:34)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

"I haven't seen this kind of unity on the team since Willigham's "'chain.'"


probably standard rules other than.....
by brnd  (2017-04-16 05:48:35)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

No tackling on kicks
No tackling the QB
Running clock in 2nd half or just Q4


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