while being sprayed with fire hoses.
You do not talk about the Spring Game.
Just to get in rhythm for the regular season.
lotsa fade routes from the 1 yd line, fan competitive yoga mat stretches at half time with winners intro'd on the JesusHChristTron and post game tours of XRoads.
EDIT 1: Player-under-the-bus throwing press conference after the game.
EDIT 2: Upon hearing edit 1, team captains meet then announce and conduct auto-da-fé of the head coach.
Press reports on the following day lead with the "facts" that all beat reporters knew of team dislike of BK, Savvy indicates that BK's auto-da-fé was not remarkable, while Jenkins starts daily SNAPCHAT sell-a-thons for the thousands of unsild game tix.
A man can dream, can't he?
No Bare Feet
You simply run one play after you collect Kelly's note before lunch after you've done your scripture prep when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own pads onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Swarbrick that you've had your chit signed, that's 6 points.
Gotta show off that new conditioning program some more. It's obviously fire!
"I haven't seen this kind of unity on the team since Willigham's "'chain.'"