I'll play along since this thesis du jour may be your best yet.
Then who wanted this offense and why did we have it then?
Was he tricked into it by defenses stacking the box?
Or was an evil genius controlling his brain waves for the season and he could not call a running play or put in Zaire for the read option? He was wearing a cap today that could have concealed a tin foil hat so you may be on to something.