Trump's hair is moving up the board.
by BeastOfBourbon (2024-04-16 10:45:32)

In reply to: Will anyone ever draft Mel Kiper’s hair? *  posted by drmurray

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Despite some lingering character issues.

The difference between Kiper's hair and Trump's hair
by tf86  (2024-04-16 13:01:54)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Kiper's hair is actually his. Trump's hair is his, from the standpoint that he paid for it, but not from the standpoint that it grows out of his scalp.
So you're saying Kiper's hair= late round pick
by drmurray  (2024-04-16 14:06:47)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Trump's hair = free agent at best
Trump's hair is prepared to storm the commissioner's office
by BeastOfBourbon  (2024-04-16 19:12:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

if not drafted.