The NCAA is out to get us
The evidence is tainted
They have no proof
Everybody does it
It isn't fair to the current players
How were we supposed to know what Nevin Shapiro was all about?
Shapiro is a convicted liar. Ergo, he's lying about us cheating.
Looks like Miami is ready to employ USC's "I know you are, but what am I?" strategy. Sheer brilliance. Oy vey, college football is such a pop culture Carnival Cruise gone bad.
I just hope that this won't adversely impact the burgeoning musical career of Seantrel Henderson's father. So close. So damn close.