He puts the alligator on a bar stool and says, I'll bet ya'll two hunnerd I can put my pecker in this gator's mouth for two minutes.
The guys at the bar said, "Yer on!"
The man slammed the baby gator on the head and it opened its mouth.
The man pulled out his pecker and laid it on the gator's lower teeth and stood there for two minutes with the gator's mouth wide open.
At the end of the two minutes he pulled his pecker out of the gator's mouth and said, "I'll go double or nothin'. Anyone here thinks he can do that'll get my two hundred or ya'll gotta pay me four hunnerd."
One guy raises his hand and says, "I think I kin do it, 'cept I don't know if I kin keep my mouth open that long."