I am known at nerd conventions as Quantavious Von SchpankterMeister.
I'm dead serious.
wondering what the hell is so funny.
They even wrote a song about him.
"How much of this stuff do he think we can stand
So much rhythm, grace and debonair from one man, Lord"
Jeryl Brazil and Karl Malone. Guys like Ethan Pocic, Hayden Rettig, Tashawn Bower and Christian Lacouture, all also in the class of 2013, won't even rate in the name game at LSU.
They have 4 commits in 2014 already but no really good names. Normal stuff like Jacory Washington, William Clapp and Devin Voorhies. But there is plenty of time to nail down commitments from such great 2014 LSU prospect names as:
Nacarius Fant
Breeland Speaks
Jamoral Graham
Sameje Perine
Petera Wilson
Adoree Jackson
Parrker Westphal
CaVontae Critten
Sione Pelelei
Raekwon James
Romello Brooker
Zaycoven Henderson
Xavier Nickens-Yzer
Many of these emanate from the Bayou. It can't be beat for great names.
In honor of one of the greatest ever at his chosen profession.

He played for Leahy on the '49 NC team. Both played for New Orleans Jesuit HS and are members of the Louisiana Sports HOF. Ritchie starred at Tulane for Coach Andy Pilney, star of the '35 ND-OSU game.
They have one kid from a Southern State. (Virginia) They may have more kids from Ohio than OSU. Do they not even bother recruiting down South anymore?
Quantavious Rex. Quantavious, Barkavious, Montravius...WTF is wrong with Bob or Al?
I'll bet finding those personalized little key chains and mini-license plates at Hallmark is an absolute bitch
Wasn't that how the Little Mermaid's dad's name started...
a fart in the bathtub.