"I despise the NCAA Reply And all that they stand for. Someone needs to seriously investigate that gand of thugs and put some people in prison."

"yeah, it;s all their fault there was nothing wrong with our program at all. St. Carroll bears no responsibility. Sure. Right
"I am no stranger to you; I am a Trojan." ---The Aeneid, Book 3"

It's nice to see that some of them now recognize poodle's cheating cult....

ever heard/read. And i once watched a few minutes of Dane Cook.

Howzat? Are we gettin' warmer? Sure, it was a lame attempt but jeez, you sure come on strong. No worries, I love your stuff, zahmnd. Your posts are always very memorable. Nope, wait. That's somebody else entirely. But I'm sure yours are memorable too. I just must've been out of town for them.

But I never expected the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody does.

Assuming you are being serious and are currently butthurt, my deepest apologies.

Seriously, though, no apologies needed here, we're just sparring in good fun, I hope. Besides, butthurt? Really? Don't flatter yourself. I simply assumed you were looking to spar a bit. After all, you did step into the ring to take that first (and unsolicited, I might add) shot, did you not? I must say, I find it a bit odd that of all things, a bad lightbulb joke would motivate a self described non-contributor to suddenly post...and so bluntly.

BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.

At least top 10

King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot the Brave; Sir Gallahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.

Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Round Table.