Yes, I know. Long shot for many reasons. But, if he's good enough to dedicate your locker room to, and good enough to help you market ($$$) your school with sentimental videos on und.com, why isn't he "good" enough to lead your program again?
I'm not saying they could lure him back, but they'll use him for monetary reasons without hesitation, but would never allow such a heathen to coach. Sounds a lot like modern day Notre Dame.