Just finished jury duty today. How to spend my $5 payment?
by bizdomer09 (2017-07-17 14:25:19)
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Seeking advice. I was not prepared for this windfall and I do not want it to go to my head. Please help me be smart with this money.


5 Dollar Foot LOOOOOOOOOONG! *
by FtWorthIrish  (2017-07-17 17:44:29)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


They're $6 now. *
by 1NDGal  (2017-07-17 19:23:26)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Seventeen 29cent chicken wings. *
by californiadomer  (2017-07-17 16:41:09)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Hooker. No blow. *
by seano  (2017-07-17 16:30:41)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


But the hooker is $10, the town is $5 *
by jddomer  (2017-07-17 16:31:18)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


And the only one buying is me. *
by The Holtz Room  (2017-07-17 16:45:56)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Scratch the Hooker and Blow.
by Hati Hijau  (2017-07-17 16:57:32)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Score some "cacao snuff." Much more cost effective.


penny stocks *
by ColoNDFan  (2017-07-17 16:17:02)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


What's Kelly's buyout again? *
by GoldenBlues  (2017-07-17 15:36:10)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Bag o' dicks *
by Stonebreaker9  (2017-07-17 15:24:04)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


I wonder whose trial he worked on
by NDWahoo  (2017-07-18 13:01:49)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

and what you were convicted of in said trial.


Isn't it taxable?
by EricCartman  (2017-07-17 15:14:33)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You probably only have $3.75 to spend.


Now that changes my budget.
by bizdomer09  (2017-07-17 21:56:21)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

5 fewer wings.


one rib *
by cujaysfan  (2017-07-17 14:49:54)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Go to a movie.
by harmonica  (2017-07-17 14:46:50)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

By yourself.


In 1983 *
by Mark_It_Zero  (2017-07-17 15:02:48)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


half of it is from me *
by mr_neutron  (2017-07-17 17:10:35)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Au contraire bonjour.
by The Holtz Room  (2017-07-17 15:26:05)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

My theatre with those nice recliner seats....$5.79.

Of course that's if you go before noon on a weekend. Not a bad time for a single guy that hates crowds.


I hate to break it to you,
by Mark_It_Zero  (2017-07-17 15:29:16)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

but $5 is not enough for you to buy a $5.79 movie ticket. Also, he was referencing the "bonus" in Trading Places which came out in 1983.

I do, however, have a theater in my town that charges $3.75 for a show. It plays movies that came out several months ago.


The sandwich or combo doesn't cost $5 either.
by The Holtz Room  (2017-07-17 16:13:34)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

5.79 was the all-in price. Might be .49, I forget.

It's the only theatre I'll go to unless it's a movie not made for the masses.

I should have know the references damn it!!!


Lottery scratch offs *
by akaRonMexico  (2017-07-17 14:46:08)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


You could easily make it $5,000! *
by Boston Domer  (2017-07-17 15:27:18)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Then $5MM, and then hey lets just keep going with it...
by bizdomer09  (2017-07-17 22:00:05)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Eventually juror 0011 will take over the world. This is the winner, this is what I shall do. You all may come along for the ride. Thank you.


Subway
by The Holtz Room  (2017-07-17 14:39:11)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Gentleman (and ladies). Start. Your. Jokes.


I guess Jared jokes are too easy. Or too painful. Or both. *
by bizdomer09  (2017-07-17 21:53:49)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Five *
by sprack  (2017-07-17 16:46:58)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Taco Bell (see below) *
by drmurray  (2017-07-17 14:32:19)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


FYI, they're out of iced tea. *
by Jess  (2017-07-17 14:54:54)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Human Fund *
by DakotaDomer  (2017-07-17 14:30:19)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


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